meltay

goats, jokes, drake n josh quotes

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

God forbid a celebrated Shiz professor tries his hoof at directing 🙄

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

“Happy new year I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to circle back…”

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"this is my body, which is broken for you: do this in remembrance of me"

[meltay @meltay0]

@JordanLage @Jschwanzee @unfrancaisfranc I was standing at the tall tables across from the cafe with my mom when it happened. The loud commotion heard were the cafe tables being knocked over from everyone running away. My mom and I hid behind the marble half wall until we saw about 20 NYPD officers surrounding the man

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

Yeah I've been to a show at The Sphere

[meltay @meltay0]

pov on tiktok has the same energy as imagines on tumblr

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

this was completely worth my time

[meltay @meltay0]

They have the meats

[i like food @messedupfoods]

???

[jeeves @jeeveswilliams]

no thoughts, just toucan lamp

[meltay @meltay0]

rivers and roads walked so you’re gonna go far could run

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

If there are two main things Homer tells us about Achilles in the Iliad , it is that he is swift-footed, and his anger is deep and slow to mend. In many senses, this makes him the originator of The Fast and the Furious. In this essay I will