Zach Melton

whimsical in nature

[Zach Melton @meltonzach]

I want to see Aaron Sachs and Brad Bradshaw fight a cage match

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Can I get a like from my Hero? @realDonaldTrump

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

In capitalist America you go to prison if you do not buy your monthly quota of sabra hummus

[NigGaara2.0🥷🏿🇦🇷🇪🇸 @OneRandomNigga]

Who’s winning in a fight between 8 billion ppl and 3000 billionaires

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

We designed a country entirely around car travel, intentionally eliminated third spaces, minimized spontaneous interactions and are now amazed that everyone is lonely and nothing is walkable.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

crazy how easter is on 4/20 this year

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

RFK Jr. “These kids [with autism] will never play baseball.”

*My boy in the batter’s box hitting .372 stimming like an absolute demon*

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

One thing I love about American politics is the amount of people who have never left their hometown will tell you exactly, confidently, what the world is like.

[Guy Charnock @GuyCharnock]

Me when I play 9 holes without losing a ball

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

Arguably this is more accurate today than it was in 2007

[Night Sky (NEW ACCOUNT) @NightSkyKing_]

"People used to pay the equivalent of $120 for games" Yeah bro, people also used to be able to afford houses.

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

I think people really underestimate how much of conservative politics is just superstition and literal peasant brain.

[Zach Melton @meltonzach]

Bugs Life (1998)

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This must hit so hard if you have lead poisoning

[Zach Melton @meltonzach]

Does anyone know how to explode your neighbors dog with your mind