MelReviewsBooks

📚 reviewer, she/her, demi/biro

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When they said the grinch had garlic in his soul, why is that a bad thing. Garlic is amazing and if I had it in my soul I probably would save so much money on garlic.

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Hot take: if you’re not open on Sundays you shouldn’t air commercials on Sundays.

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So you think you’re cool?
Have you ever dueted yourself in front of thousands of unsuspecting fans in a foreign country who were expecting a full concert but only got one song? I didn’t think so!!

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@clairmariet Or when you thought you brought leftovers but it’s just a full container of actual butter.

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That’s it. She’s officially my favorite person!!!

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

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For the first time all year I am behind on my reading goal!!! 53/100!!! Looks like I need to catch up this weekend!

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Has anyone put together that the Willow music video could easily be a very intentful Easter-egg/nod to timeless?

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Recently found out that David Beckham loves Legos. He definitely has the Spice Girls brickheadz, right?

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It was too big, smh

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.@MyFavMurder have you ever researched Cheezman Park in Denver? Apparently it used to be a cemetery and they did a shoddy job of moving bodies to the new cemetery…I’ll let you figure out the rest for yourselves, sounds like it might be an interesting story for a tour 🙏🏼

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I aspire….

[Dr. Moiya McTier @GoAstroMo]

I ordered some garlic knots. The menu said “$2.50 ea” and I thought that was kinda pricey, but it is nyc so 🤷🏽‍♀️ I bought 6

But friends. It was not each! It was $2.50 for 5 garlic knots! I bought THIRTY GARLIC KNOTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

No vampires for me in the foreseeable future 😔

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Owl ears are the stuff of nightmares!

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Why do I always remember the “Partner’s in Crime” episode of #doctorwho S4:E1 as a #blackmirror episode? They are giving similar vibes…right?

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Join me in taking action with @REI to permanently protect the Boundary Waters, America's most visited National Wilderness area. #CooperativeAction https://t.co/xBFbK3ir5r

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@j_n_foster @rachelsteenblik Anything from “write in the rain”

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I have four friends with sons and one sister with a dog all named Atlas.

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@brittrione @NoahKahan Also it’s at mission ballroom not red rocks 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@brittrione @NoahKahan Ooh! Wanna come with me to Macklemore in October? Jonathan doesn’t want to come with me.

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@AmazonKindle Too many, and yet not enough!

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Almost cried when @JetMckinnon1 sacrificed a touchdown at the Super Bowl. I love him so much, such a team player! #ChiefsKingdom

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@TheBloggess Leonard and Hungry Paul by Rónán Hession