Melyssa.

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

Ask yourselves, what would Sarah Palin do?

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

Apologies that we can’t make it @andrewduke29, but congratulations to you both! Remember this moment 🖤

[Andrew Duke @andrewduke29]

Getting down to the wire @DwyaneWade

COUNTDOWN CONTINUES: 4 days!

Hey @DwyaneWade and @itsgabrielleu We’re going on Day 506 of tweeting at you, my fiancé’s favorite athlete inviting you to my wedding until you accept.
#wedding #TheLastOfUs #tuesdayvibe #bride #weddingdress

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

@maddib01 @BoogieeeOnDown Stopping for a bag of original lays and peanut butter m&ms

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

The girl next to me on this flight really has a cat and this thing is whaling. It is 5 am.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Arielle (Ari) Chambers @ariivory]

Yesterday, we celebrated 50 years of Title IX...today, we went back 50 years. WTF is happening

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

Today in Florida: the homeless man out front of Chipotle was holding a sign saying “Will eat pu$$y for pot” ..
Apologies in advance for the vulgarity.

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

mackinnon/palat #bucciovertimechallenge @Buccigross

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

I have the most productive thoughts and plans at night when i can’t fall asleep. Would be cool if i ever followed through with them

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

Flight1157 btw …

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

Gotta love bein delayed over 3 hours now & then having to deplane.. oh and on my bday trip. @JetBlue

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

yo people be so mad my phone always on DND 😭😭😭😂😂😭how u mad ion wanna be disturbed

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

US Soccer reaches a historic deal that will provide equal pay for both its men's and women's national teams playing in the World Cup https://t.co/ZaXb8Fde5P

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

@CbOnGo18 @BSSportsbook @dillonbrooks24 Lmaoooooo

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bongo. He unlocked the multiverse. It was way easier than he thought it would be. 14/10 for each of them

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

Today in Florida: I was shopping my first @Instacart order, get to Walgreens, begin to shop, first item… a pregnancy test. Happy Monday and Happy Spring Break!

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

I could honestly make an entire series on the men that workout in my apartment gym. Shit i see is comical.

[Melyssa. @melyssa_weber]

At no point is it appropriate to be singing over your head phones in the gym.