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[mitski meatrider @b071211]

grown ass man bragging about eating ONE meal a day boy i used to have an eating disorder too you not special 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

[Willie Stewart @Lindsay04555896]

Dear Scottish twitter, please stick to this kind of material

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Anthony Bourdain once said RATATOUILLE is the best food movie of all time.

“The best restaurant movie ever made, the best chef movie. The tiny details are astonishing:

•The faded burns on the cooks’ wrists.

•The ‘personal histories’ of the cooks.

•The attention paid to the food.

•And the Anton Ego ratatouille epiphany hit me like a punch in the chest–literally breathtaking.

I saw it in a theater entirely full with adults–and the reaction to that moment was what movie making was once–a long time ago–all about:

Audible surprise, delight, awe and even a measure of enlightenment.

I am hugely and disproportionately proud that my miniscule contribution (if any) early early in the project’s development led to a ‘thank you’ in the credits. Amazing how much they got ‘right.’”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[kim @KimmyMonte]

i was in the car with my MIL and i was playing blink-182 and she asked if it was “Green Door” and i said yes and she said “oh nice i love that guy”

[Nat ♡ Nikki Freeman's No.1 Fan @PN92536]

never deleting tiktok

[4𝓮𝓿𝓪 @Fr_deadass]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝕞𝕖𝕝 @melytee]

#curious

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Are yall meetin women at Barnes an Nobles or where at? #curious

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 @big_john9170]

my hg just broke up with her nigga because he kept speeding while she was in the car with him 😭 #irespectit

[𝕞𝕖𝕝 @melytee]

Clarinet

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

never forget