lizard

go birds 🦅

[Detective Big Cactus @JimsBadTweets]

Many of the most significant women in modern history have been Eagles fans. Not a coincidence

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

GO BIRDS 🦅

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Asked if it was important to be the highest-paid DT in the NFL, he said it was important for him to stay in Philadelphia.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mamdani: I want people to be able to afford to eat.

MAGA:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[lizard @memequeen_666]

Hey what’s up twitter I would not recommend drinking a beer after an intravenous infusion of solu-medrol steroids but fuck it we ball

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Coke 🪏 @CokeLivesMatter]

Trump doesn't even react to assassination attempts anymore he just sits there like this

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

Lauren Hart singing “God Bless America”. The whole crowd wearing “Fuck Everybody” shirts. The Flyers 1 win away from eliminating the Penguins.

This is the type of shit we used to dream about.

[kimber ♡ @moonbreonbaby]

It’s so beautiful 😭💖

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

If the Pope excommunicates JD Vance I’m going back to mass every sunday

[Why everyone loves Pokemon @pokemon_twts]

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[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.

[Ivy Amore💖✨ @theivyamoree]

yall are pissing me off at this point

[rune sword @runesword1]

you’re in his dms, i’m in the tunnels. i’m in the tunnels

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[Nemesis @nemesislacroix]

managing real life and managing my tomodachi life island plus my pokopia neighborhoods next month

[BLXDE 🇮🇶 @SW1TCHBLXDE]

Jalen Hurts highlights on one screen, Pokemon Emerald on another…the AYN Thor is worth every penny.