girlfriend put me in charge of the aux.
So I played hey there delilah by plain white t's. Waited for her to get deep into song and right as she hits a passionate high note...immediately switch to Crank That Soulja Boy.
She was absolutely blindsided.
i just heard a girl say to her boyfriend “ok ben, is this a sweater or a cardigan?” and watched as a look of fear flooded his face, for ben did not know whether it was a sweater or a cardigan
John Dorsey drafted Travis Kelce, Tyreek Hill, Kareem Hunt. Traded up for Patrick Mahomes. Drafted Baker Mayfield, Denzel Ward, Antonio Callaway. Traded for Jarvis Landry. Browns fans should be feeling pretty good about the future.
@memesbeIike In Black Ops 4, you don’t have to be in Zombies mode to face the undead. Better watch your back in #Blackout… they’re coming for you.
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Awards!
Players of the Month
AFC O: Patrick Mahomes, KC
AFC D: DE J.J. Watt, HOU
AFC ST: K Justin Tucker, BAL
NFC O: QB Jared Goff, LAR
NFC D: LB Khalil Mack, CHI
NFC ST: K Wil Lutz, NO
Rookies of the Month
NFL O: WR Calvin Ridley, ATL
NFL D: LB Darius Leonard, IND
today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.”
Freshman QB @jtdaniels06 was the highest graded player among all USC and Arizona players on Saturday, recording the best single-game grade of his career, per @PFF_College. #FightOn
Me: I love you. Do you love me?
5-year-old son: No, I love mommy
Me: But you can love 2 people
5: Really?
Me: Yes!
5: Ok, I love mommy & I love me
Me:🤦🏾♂️
Wife: 😭
Me: Why are You crying?
Wife: B/c when he thought he could love only 1 person he chose me over himself