Melanie Heller

hockey enjoyer, dog enthusiast, probably doing sports analytics | was @mlb @PhillyInquirer @nhregister @YaleDailyNews | Yale ’23

[Melanie Heller @memheller]

Look who got quoted in #TheMcKennaProject! @JaretGold

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@JaretGold Gavin McKenna to VGK in 2029 🤪🙃

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@mid_madness I don’t know of any other schools where not only is their color named for the school, but other schools use the same shade and attribute the original school

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@IowaBOP Yale has school spirit sometimes too! (Photo by me)

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A bee- or deer- or canyon-related mascot would have been so good here

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

After 520,000 fan votes, the new Utah NHL franchise is down to 6 potential names …

▫️Utah Blizzard
▫️Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC)
▫️Utah Mammoth
▫️Utah Outlaws
▫️Utah Venom
▫️Utah Yeti

[Hudson Valley Renegades @HVRenegades]

EXACTLY

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What’s the point of getting a dog if you don’t bring it to baseball games?

@HVRenegades #RepBX

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@JaretGold Dislike

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@EazyDotSheezy It’s outside their stadium now. I heard a rumor that it moves at 3:05 every day

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@NHL Nothing like having to take your puppy on a walk in the middle of postseason overtime (don’t worry I didn’t miss anything)

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Even if this was a true leak, NHL would have redone the order to get around any script rumors.

It would have been SJ’s first ever #1 overall pick and a great way for the Utah fan base to pull together

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Everyone, meet Berry the Brittany! He comes home in a couple weeks

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It’s official: dog is coming 🐶 🫐

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It’s gotta be at least a decade since the last time I saw Yankees #OpeningDay on YES Network. #RepBX

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It just means more, right?

Glad Poulakidas and Danny Wolf get the recognition they deserve

#BoolaBoola

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

YALE PULLS THE UPSET OVER AUBURN! 😱

THIS IS MARCH!

#MarchMadness @YaleMBasketball

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TWO BID IVY TWO BID IVY

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It’s official: dog is coming 🐶 🫐

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The odds are -1100 I get a dog next month.

Because that’s how I internalize probability these days.

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@JaretGold Berry Munson Heller-Gold is a strong name for a pup

[Melanie Heller @memheller]

The odds are -1100 I get a dog next month.

Because that’s how I internalize probability these days.

[Jaret Gold @JaretGold]

Successful Grapefruit League trip. 5 days, 6 games (DET, PIT, BAL, PHI, USF MBB and NYY). Cool to check out all these stadiums and see some of the top prospects in baseball. Ready for Opening Day!

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Took 4 days but we finally found ice cream (not dippin dots) in helmets.

Clearwater does Grapefruit League right.