Ah yes, the great populist warrior who suddenly discovered Big Pharma's greed—after four years of doing absolutely nothing about it while handing them deregulation and tax cuts. Now we’re told that executive orders will magically fix decades of structural price gouging, global patent monopolies, and lobbying-fueled policy capture. The ‘Most Favored Nation’ trick? Sounds bold—until pharma responds by hiking prices abroad or limiting supply here. But sure, let’s pretend this is justice and not just electoral theater dressed as economic heroism. MAGA, brought to you by Pfizer.