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[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

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A romantic travel addict looking for someone who and loves spontaneous adventures.

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

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A outgoing music lover looking for someone who and loves spontaneous adventures.

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

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Trying to find someone who shares life as a music lover and enjoys good conversations.

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

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Here to meet someone who and believes in good vibes only. I’m a calm bookworm.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

my biggest wish is to watch both of us get everything we ever prayed for..

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

🦺⏺🐯🌮🌂Looking for someone who is a laid-back night owl and enjoys good conversations.

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

Day 4 of quarantine and my 3 year old just asked me why his pee was yellow

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

Suddenly, impetigo and hand foot mouth doesn’t seem so terrible

[Theresa with an h @Teasapetal]

Ok, what is with the toilet paper hoarding though? Is everyone expecting to get hit with stress diarrhea over the #Corvid19 coverage and just have a really massive butt wiping party?🧐

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

How do you get the 3 year old to take the elderberry supplements? Tell him they’re superpowers!

Also. Thin mints. Lots and lots of thin mints.

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

Also- I brushed my hair. You totally want me

[Don’t wake me @MamaBear2_0]

I’m wearing an actual bra

-me flirting

[Teej @brwcrw4lyfe]

If you have 0 followers and you tweet something, where does it go???

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

Hand, Foot, Mouth. Aka: the Ebola of Toddlerville https://t.co/HmeFYonc1D

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

@Seriousmom_shit My favorite is pairing Dino nuggets and rainbow goldfish with a decent Cabernet

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The Joys (re: Horrors) of Potty Training https://t.co/1TR21neAZl

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#momblog #spinabifida #tetheredcord #surgery #dailylife #humor #parenting https://t.co/CL320iukRG

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@Seriousmom_shit

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

Ran through a yellow light yesterday.
3 year old from the backseat: ‘Mommy that’s bad, lellow means be careful. Das not careful’

Thank for the driving lesson kiddo.

[memoirs_of_a_mediocre_mama @memoirsofamedi1]

When you have two toddlers 16 months apart, for every 1 potty trip, there are 2 flushes. EVERYBODY IS THE FLUSH MAN.

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