Dennis Myers

Software sales, sports and family

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

Australia women left early!
#protest#4x100mmedleyrelay

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Can you really trust someone who talks out of both sides of their mouth?

#Hawley vs @HawleyMO ... in his own words.

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

Donald Trump is the first president to be permanently kicked off Twitter since Thomas Jefferson...

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Caught on Tape: @realDonaldTrump trying to coerce Georgia's Secretary of State "to find 11,780 votes" to overturn the election.

https://t.co/ADJRD7Q4zs

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

@realDonaldTrump Yes! June 5th... You can do it GA Republicans!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

Uber Driver: “Sir, please put your mask on Me: “Sir, please get some air-conditioning.”

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

Two what today???

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

How dare they count legal ballots!

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

What is wrong with these people?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Reminder: late last night, Donald Trump said he’ll fire Dr. Fauci after the election.

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

This Texas A&M game... What pandemic? #50,000fans

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

“Hi, I’m an undecided voter.”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

. @realDonaldTrump

[Mark Crossfield @4golfonline]

Some points that are funny.

Golfer gets stronger to improve performance
Golfer uses modern tech to improve Golfer talks about feelings with a strong mix of logic
Golfer uses proven course management strategies

This golfer is labelled “mad” and a scientist

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He’ll say the same thing when it’s killed 2 million.

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

Now that the Panthers are 0-2 and no fans allowed... This season doesn’t count and we might as well tank... #tankfortrevor

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

Panthers game and US Open final round?!?! What a great day to be alive...

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

God, please don’t let Patrick Reed win the US Open...

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

@CSherrrill True, Todd is one of the most accurate drivers on tour though

[Dennis Myers @menace0528]

US Open picks:
DJ (duh), John Rahm, Tony Finau,
Brendon Todd

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The President of the Red States of America.