“i went to the soup store and got soup!”
“burn yourself shove rocks in your asshole rip your limbs off and put salt on the wounds”
“oh.. ok..”
“?? i meant the soup?”
“Oh. my Nigga.”
things to say to someone with an ed
you know there are ways to lose weight 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓵𝔂
youre beautiful 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮
why would you 𝓭𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽
you know starving 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷𝓽 make you lose weight
eat something 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮
things to say to someone with with an 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧.
– all I ate today was a 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙚.
– sell me this 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙧.
– just 𝙚𝙖𝙩.
– please eat, for 𝙢𝙚?
– are you gonna eat 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩?
– how many 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 does this have?