Just got a new temp job & one of the guys on the team told me when they work from the office, they have strippers come in and shots handed out mid shift... and we’re fkin home based at the moment 😰 IMAGINE my sadness
I apologize to everyone expecting to see me on Good Morning America today, but after the events in Minnesota with George Floyd I’m in no mood to tell America, good morning.
So a few weeks ago my little sister asked me what I’m missing the most and I said the pub, so tonight when I came in from work, my fam recreated my fave local 😭 my dad even dressed up as a bouncer n fkin ID’d me 🍻🍷
Can’t wait for every single nurse/doctor to watch the videos of everyone cheering & clapping when they finish their long ass shifts this evening 🥺🥺 so deserved
White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?