one single&one wife

Confessions of two best friends-- one planning her wedding, and the other living up the single life. Both have come to the conclusion that.#MenNeverChange

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

When he knows he'll get in trouble for not kissing you bye but doesn't want to get sick from u and gives you the corner of the mouth kiss -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

If you blow your load on my back in under five minutes during sex, i expect a text back in under five minutes. -S #sosingle #singleforlife

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

he promised he would help me clean my car out but is now too tired so he says "I'll clean it all by myself in the morning" #imspoiled 😏 -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

We have three toilets in this house... THREE. why must you shit in the bathroom that I want to shower in... WHY?! 😠 -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

My house was asleep at 9pm on a Saturday. Turn up? More like turned the fuck off! 😳 #timetowine -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

Vicariously living through my single bff as she's front row at Sam Hunt in myrtle. Fuck you so hard but I love the shit out of you. Wtf. -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

Turnt up on a Friday night consists of me drinking wine watching #Matchmaker and fiancé passed out on the couch. BYE 👋 -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

My life. #tacosoverboyfriends -S

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

Missing my other half.. The married half but loving all the single eligible bachelors down here 😏 -s

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

Its safe to say he uses my deodorant. There are no personal boundaries in this relationship. Anything goes. -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

"I love you so much" "you're a fucking retard" all in one day 😂 trust me. #menneverchange -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

When babe wakes up freaking out excited about the bachelor being on tonight AND tomorrow. YUP I'm marrying that. -M #TheBachelor

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

When u r layin in bed and remember that u forgot to take ur BCpill but pull urself out of bed bc being prego in ur wed dress is a nightmare

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

"You'll get a rose for every Vday we spend together" sounded cute at first but on second thought I'm not getting a dozen for 9 more years -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

How is it that the single one is sitting home with her dog and the married one is out getting shwastey?

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

My track record of Vdays with this man has been so god awful that we could literally sit and pick each others noses and It'd be great. -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

All men's 1-10 rating are suddenly getting higher as Valentine's Day approaches #sosingle #notdesperate? -S

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

Hottie tried to talk at the toaster until he saw the amount of butter I put on my eggos. Don't judge. Who the hell do I have to impress? -M

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

Hahah from #sosingle to my #wifed counterpart

[one single&one wife @menneverchange]

U know valentines is coming when the morning conversation was about how u can get your butt hole made into a chocolate mold. -M(married)