Ruth Patricia

Aspiring agony aunt

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Breaking the dead silence the guy piercing my tragus just asked the guy doing someone else’s tattoo across the room: “wait what if we ordered wings?”

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According to my BeReal literally all I do is sit at a silly little desk / watch my silly little series / go out for silly little dinners

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Everyone in my office is like “if you’re sick you should go home” and I don’t know how to tell the girlies that this isn’t a Covid cough but a weed cough

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Flirting crushes kissing. The holy trinity

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I am no where near mature enough to sum up people copying me with “Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery” haha if you copy me without acknowledging that you got the initial idea from me I lose respect so fast

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Do you know how rare it is in 2023 america to meet a man who is not addicted to sports betting

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What if I’m just a “stay at home” why do we have to bring “mom” into it

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Sometimes you grab a drink and sometimes the drink grabs you

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Hear me out: a wine glass half full of beer

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British people call tapas “tap ass”

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Truly resent how many times Uber needs to remind me of my “morning trip with Uber” like I get it I should have just taken the train damn

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I like to make fun of preppy people and their lifestyle almost as much as I like to appropriate their dress style

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There’s nothing sexier than successfully filling a prescription

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Sick of couples with matching shoes

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Every American I flirt with: there’s just something about you
Me: probably my accent
American: no I can’t put my finger on it there’s just something
Me: my accent

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Have you ever noticed how comfortably men sit on couches that aren’t their’s

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Not liking seafood is quite possibly the biggest red flag. Unless you’re doing it for the environment

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Is it cat calling is he says “that’s a big ass sweater”

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Alex: we watched Bones and All
Me: the one about cannibals?
Alex: it’s a LOVE STORY

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Sex is great and all but has your office friend crush ever spontaneously added an invitation for 1:1 after-work drinks to your calendar under a code name