loaferzz

Cat of sorts.
• 22 • they/he • lesbian•

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

If I was a cat I wouldn’t be able to use public transportation or use phone so I would be trapped forever until I die at 11 years old from rat poisoning hashtag meowbirrz

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

if I was a real cat I would have fur

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

i think this city is so far gone even Mamdani couldn’t save us. Hashtag meowbirrz

[uɹɐɔ @HeStillSmokin]

Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

everyone says this but we really should have tails. this is an injustice that I will not forgive.

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

they should invent a meal that is both edible and nutritious

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

we should bring back sticker charts for chores, would do wonders for society.
Bring back golden time.

[☆ bobbi @Bobbipup]

people who like beer be like yeah so it taste like piss but i like the flavor of piss so thats okay

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

i was standing in line at the bar and a woman i did not recognize turned around and said “he’s so much worse without you” and then spoke my ex’s name to me

[ivone 👻 seeing bonedo 11.20!!! @hwrngmelldansen]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the fujoshi infographic

[𑁯﹒noir 🕰️ MYSTERY SKULLS 😭😭 ﹒✧ @vxmpiricnoir]

trying to int with oomfs feels like this unfortunately

[𑣲 pup .ᐟ @gutzznteeth]

they built me out of human parts even though i am an animal

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

walking up to the bar and tripping over while pulling out my id so it flies out of my hand and smacks the bartender in the face scarring them forever

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

me in hashtag 2023 hashtag real hashtag banger hashtag truth

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

please be nice to me. learn more at https://t.co/YFXICGuudY

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

BAGEEEERTRRR

[Xenon @xenontf]

someone with this pfp just liked my tweet

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

they hid this message because they don’t want us to know about this.

[loaferzz @meowbirzz]

don’t hang out with queer people they’ll start recommending the best stimulants based on your mbti score

[mudkip @FTMUDKIP]

ftm childhood when all ur friends are boys and then u start 6th grade & they start ignoring u