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i hate my body

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I voted obama just a head's up that i'm an adult

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@shoegays didn't mean to retweet that first one sorry just the absentee one sorry bro

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Thinking about how cute i am and whether to cop some 120 dollar guess boots hmu

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Results point to no. I'll continue to be opinionated about worthless children thank you for your time

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Google search: is it illegal to call 15 year olds ugly or whores?

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turn offs: independent thought, motivation,

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@shoegays favorited one of my tweets this is my Campfire Songs and I am retiring before I release a synth tweet

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@Rickyeatacid can your neck support little man?

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an existential crisis in 140 characters

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@Rickyeatacid starving tomagochi

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i haven't tweeted for a few days i've been trying to reach rock bottom

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@barkcycle i'm listening to "doggy" from campfire songs and thought of you <3

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@shoegays are you tweeting your dm's adam?

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destroy your body

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if i learned anything from porn it is that people love pissing on each other

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my dog has psoriasis too he chews off his fur we give him children's benadryl

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@shoegays i have crippling psoriasis

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a fat woman in a pink shirt and purple coat came in, bought two footlong seafoods and ate them in one sitting