Rob Ford the Cat

On December 1, 2010 I became the Mayor of Toronto. On March 22, 2016 I died. I didn't die driving off the Scarborough Cliffs while doing coke, as expected..

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

I appreciate that my brother is tolerant for my developmental issues, and grateful that he does not tolerate it in others. #robford #TOpoli

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Hey, bro... remember when we were the yahoos in Brampton? We had the best house parties... #onpoli

[blogTO @blogTO]

Doug Ford goes off on yahoos who attended massive house party in Brampton https://t.co/el4zrfAqQW #Toronto #Brampton #DougFord #ONpoli

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Hey, #BillyGraham just showed up! I think we are going to be #bestfriends...

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Also, again reporting in on the afterlife, good job on the increase in minimum wage @Kathleen_Wynne.

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Just reporting in from the afterlife; Happy Pride Month! #TO #pridemonth #TOpoli

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Also, has no one noticed that I have not stepped down from #tocouncil? #topoli #RobFord

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Don't worry, I still have 3.5 lives... #robford #topoli

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

To my fellow tax payers, it has been an honour. Ford out! #TOpoli #RobFord #Toronto

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

It is with a heavy heart that I drop out of the mayoral race; it was an honour #Toronto. Yours, Rob FUCKING Fod. #TOpoli #RobFord

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

@TOMayorRobFord: I am Meow FUCKING Ford!

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

The only thing I hate more than a homeless person is a gay homeless person. No shelter for you! #TOpoli #RobFord

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Let's keep it straight. I am not opposed to #LGBT lifestyle; I hate it! #TOpoli #RobFord

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

Hey, I don't stand up to pee! So, why would I stand up the the gay? #TOpoli #RobFord

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

@notbobmarier: I see the #shirtlesshorde on the horizon. Go get'em! #TOpoli #RobFord #kickit

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@MeowFord so the catnip maintenance plan didn't work? Bummer #TOpoli

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

I am only having 3 beers tonight because I have a "disease" and have to go to work in the morning. #TOpoli #robford #rehab

[GTAHeritage Advocate @GTAheritage]

@Ben_T_Johnson Pretty sure that @TOMayorFord is just bragging about his drug use today. @MeowFord #TOpoli

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

I am not racist against #shirtlessjogger, but I am racist for him! #topoli #RobFord

[Kevin Wilson @kvonbling]

#shirtlessjogger doesn’t need a shirt. He IS the tops. #topoli #wakawaka

[Rob Ford the Cat @MeowFord]

I am on magic mushrooms right now! #TOpoli #RobFord