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Just wanna hear those 3 magic words: cheese stuffed pasta

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@ultralightbehm What we score?

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@misslargelobes My adderall is typically waaay cheaper with GoodRX than my insurance. Downside is those costs won't be applied to your deductible, but it typically saves me at least $50/mo.

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@uhhmikee Lol, I'm not subscribed to anyone any more, but I always see yours on my timeline.

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I don't trust people who don't eat leftovers.

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@uhhmikee @duhitsBREANNA lmaoo

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@uhhmikee Take me with you

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#TeamRocco

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@uhhmikee The amount of times the answer is, "I was your server at Bison Witches" is embarrassing. I don't know if it's embarrassing for me or them or both, but, it's embarrassing.

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"Unfortunately, I drank some expired milk"

Food poisoning isnt funny but I'm crying laughing at how our intern started his email telling us he wasn't coming in today 🤣🤣😭

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@uhhmikee My grandpa calls my grandma "ugly"

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Dealerman legit looked at my friend and said, "Yeah! What's your input on all this!" And proceeded to speak towards him. So, JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS CURIOUS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A WOMAN WITH A CAR 🙃🙃🙃 end rant

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RANT: Got my oil changed today and a male friend went with just to hang out. Dealerman kept asking questions about "your guys' vehicle." I answered them as my friend backed away to not be in the convo. Dealerman apologized and asked who he should be directing questions to. (1/3)

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I said, "You're good! But it's my vehicle; he has no say in the matter" *car goes to get serviced, has an issue with a plug, and dealerman comes back in* "I have some bad news for you guys." I said what I wanted done to fix it and asked my friend if that seemed right (2/3)

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A couple months ago @ultralightbehm and I realized if he stopped paying rent in LA, sold his truck, moved into my house, and shared my car, we would have enough money to buy two brand new jetskis. Someone tell me why this isn't reality yet.

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Today, out of no where he says to another coworker, "if you want to go quail hunting, you can come to my mom and dad's!" He is 40+ years old.

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The loud guy near me at work on the phone to his wife, "The 22nd? I don't know. That's really close to Thanksgiving. You'll have a lot of cooking to do." 😳😲 I just... men just.. I think I'm going to throw up. I need to take a sick day.

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Dating and cheese-substitutes have the same energy

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Being an independent woman who lives alone in their own house is cool until a sex offender with a cannibalism fetish moves less than 2 miles away.

[joseph petito @josephpetito]

💔#GABBYPETITO she touched the world.

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Today @Maggieebabyy and I thought we saw 2 cute guys in Iowa, so I guess you could say we've been single awhile.