madi 🦄

retired

[madi 🦄 @meowmadz]

Everyone in Texas rn

[ambrose @lunglesschest]

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Believe it or not Elon went from muted to unmuted

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

[That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco]

I hope Kamala Harris has a giant glass of wine in one hand and her phone in the other right now.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

All day today

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

Watching the timeline rn

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

real

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[. @JuanSotoHater]

tomorrow i hate watch like no one has ever hate watched before

[maya ꕤ @mayahorizons]

if i ever suck so bad to get 24th place i WILL end my life

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

MY INSTACART SHOPPER IS A WOMAN!!!!

[cj- @cjnieI]

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

[casey⸆⸉ ✿ ❤️‍🔥 @ActuallyCaseyy]

“how lucky we are to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard”
#VancouverTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour