anna elise 🌱

altogether quite impossible to describe

[anna elise 🌱 @TheAnnaBoat]

At my last job I would eat multiple bags of veggie chips a day until one day someone put up a sign that said there was a limit. No one ever addressed me personally but I know it was for me.

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[s44nti @s44nti]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el audífono para cambiar la canción me siento como

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

This dog would’ve been the perfect model for Picasso

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

“you take everything as a joke”

me:

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[rave* @rareblurs]

you ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this

[E ★ @reminiscinbby]

me all day for no reason at all

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

nobody floats in the pond like i do

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

When I’m not automatically good at something on the first try FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK my Stupid Life

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

pond is life

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Are you free after work?”

Me after work:

[Taylor🪴 @TKPullinger]

Every little creature who wants a blueberry should get to have a blueberry 🫐

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am