Bel 🍉

Young, scrappy, and hungry #Blacklivesmatter she/her

[Bel 🍉 @yeahimbel]

Right after we took these photos a homeless man said “y’all must be on the perfect date.” And yes, yes we were. Every date is perfect with him✨💗

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In 28 Days Later, London wasn’t emptied with CGI, it was pure guerrilla filmmaking.

Director shot at dawn on Sundays with tiny crews. They had just 45 mins before city woke. Westminster Bridge was 100% real. Murphy said they begged passersby to pause. https://t.co/VSoSMLSWgr

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be judge, jury and executioner

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Remember when Michelle Obama wanted to make school lunches healthier & conservatives went insane & poured hot lard down their throats because eating garbage was an American right?

Now they’re suddenly *super* worried about what soda is doing to SNAP recipients.

Politics, man.

[Sen. Analise Ortiz (@senanaliseortiz.bsky.social) @SenAnaliseOrtiz]

Yep. When ICE is around, I will alert my community to stay out of the area, and I’m not fucking scared of you nor Trump’s masked goons.

[Bel 🍉 @yeahimbel]

@CyberpunkGame I just want to be able to wear a dress and a coat at the same time 👀😂

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

gavin newsom is sitting in that governors mansion swirling a 1947 vintage red blend and absolutely salivating at the thought of being ceremoniously arrested by the trump administration

[Bel 🍉 @yeahimbel]

@grok why does @elonmusk posts still appear on my FYP even though I’ve pressed the not interested button multiple times?

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent)

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

this is the kind of shit i’m liking now that likes are private

[Meg @_meganmayhem]

Proof that violence is always the answer.

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Bel 🍉 @yeahimbel]

Yall I fear my pedicure lady has gotten too expensive 😭😭😭

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

y’all are lying about soju so bad btw