RandaShark

literally three panda bears in a human suit. tweets and opinions entirely my own, unfortunately. #adhd

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

@PearlJam @eddievedder @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 let’s finish the job! Also collab?! 🫣

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

so when kissinger dies i'm just supposed to run through the streets hollering until someone responds? i'm supposed to fire my war criminal jokes off to randoms with no curation?

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

I again want to thank you all for the space and grace I found here, I know for sure that #DisabledTwitterSavedLives

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

I know how I feel when I can’t please people at work and maybe she isn’t making a statement because she has been crying for two days because I would be hiding in a closet from peeps.

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

@alltooeuphoric @enerianna I have an OG folklore cardigan I’m looking to sell!

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

@TS13ontour Trying to help some little girls get any Gillette Nights 🙏🏻

[Dr. Ijeoma Opara @IjeomaOparaPHD]

Twitter fam, thank you for helping me to find the family of the 9 year old girl from NJ who had the police called on her by her neighbor for collecting lantern flies. I connected with them & invited them to @yale for a Black girl led Science Tour! Yesterday—HISTORY was MADE (1/)

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

@fully_krausened @bubbaprog

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

100% they are coming for Fetterman so hard because this guy threatens them and outperformed Biden in PA.

[nick gavio @njgavio]

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that these two things are related

[Emily Ladau @emily_ladau]

I do not care if this seems silly and inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. Can I live without seeing @taylorswift13? Sure. I know lots of people are scrambling for tickets. But being wheelchair users should NOT be the reason my friend and I are shut out of having fun.

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

@getawayc_ar @erika_chenn @midnightsalbum Gillette seeking girlies unite! ❤️❤️ trying to help a friend get 3.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

Was Elon in charge of the presale codes too

[Sel ❤️‍🔥 @butwhatcanitay]

Ticketmaster go on Ebay and find out who is selling their tickets right away and cancel their orders and blacklist them from buying tickets ever again challenge.

[mariane @undrunkloving]

im already seeing people selling their Taylor swift tickets, its been 7 minutes since the presale started. there should be regulation for resale like not being able to sell it for more than the price you paid

[RandaShark @mer_anigans]

Taylor original rare cardigan- https://t.co/eQavtwp8JK