Mercean

simplicity 🥶

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

This week;

- Clock in

- Do your job

- Mind your business

- Clock out and go home

No dram this week.

Guard your reputation.

[Eric @amerix]

Another comes here to tell us,

"Africa is our business,"

But when an important African business was happening on African soil, he was in Europe, eating lasagna like Khlestakov, the deceitful character in the play The Government Inspector by Nikolai Gogol.

Liars!

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

They were both Dads.

[☆ @_kirobon]

Sa si unaeza nunua chaser,ama tumekufinya bado ?

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

This story died Ivo?

The crescent lake in Lake Naivasha. Where Kenyan citizens are shot wakikaribia hapa.

Why are we allowing foreigners to own islands in our own country?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son, please value your dad. He has no copy.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Lakini man, kama uko stable as a man at 25-32 years, uko blessed mbaya.. Those are the years that men see the most dust.. After 32 unakuanga either umeMake it ama umeMake peace with the fact that you'll not make it.. From hapo unaRide on pure luck

[Eric @amerix]

My ex-girlfriend of 6 years texted me.

Her: Hi Rix, I miss you. I still love you, Rix.

Me: Hello, Fuck yourself.

#ManDay

[Mercean @Mercean4]

@iking_emkey1 Sell me those tinder accounts

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

George Ruto registered 98 Sacco and locked down the Rongai route yesterday.

Today, NTSA implemented a 2 year freeze on all new Saccos and route variations.

Buying the referee because you're scared of competition is wild.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hamjaijua hio story ya George Diano?

He has been chesang's errand boy since.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

When life takes people away from you,

When your wife leaves,

When business fails,

Don't panic.

Don't fear emptiness.

Study the emptiness because that is where your transformation starts.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

MENTAL WELLNESS |

FASTING empties the gut,

SEMEN RETENTION fills the reservoir.

MEDITATION clears the mind.

Three tools that protects you from mental collapse.

Weak men chase dopamine stimulation, but a mentally conscious man protects his mind.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ndindi Nyoro pretending to have a business trip during the voting of Finance Bill, which also can be done online.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ina weza haiwezi? Introducing Timmy Kinuthia Tdat. Even in my most Lambistic days ufala kaa hii sikuwai ata fikiria

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you realize after 20 years that your father didn’t actually need your help in the yard……he just wanted to spend time with you

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Nimeuza JKIA
Nimeuza KPA
Nimeuza Kenya pipeline
Nimeuza health data
Nimeuza KICC
Nikauza mpaka data ya E-citizen
Nimeuza ID na passport kwa foreigners na RSF
I will give you immunity in Kenya

Kuna yenye sijataja?

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Then teach her. Word is easy. 3 weeks max ushajua mpaka mail merging. That's how easy it is. We're all beginners at something. Hii maisha ni kufunzana, sio kupost learners for twitter likes. Imagine if I came to mock the interns I've trained at the hospital.