@dancenav@ojessie__ Rats also leave their shit behind them indiscriminately. If they acted like Nutria and only shit when all four paws were in water, they'd be great for cleaning up kitchens. They could be genetically-manipulated roombas in the right situation.
@AntiLeftMemes I'll help you figure it out. If you've never had surgery down there:
1. wear an adult diaper
2. piss and shit in it
3. if it's yellow up front, men's room
4. if it's yellow closer to the shit stain, women's room
5. if you have a hose, men's room