Meredith Deal

Just trying to defuse the tension. Pretty accident prone.

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Sometimes when I run an errand on a weekday I forget that in the mornings I get dressed with the assumption that I will only be seen from the waist up most of the day and that I’m not wearing what I would consider “leave the house” clothes.

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4 year anniversary is on Tuesday and a real conversation this morning was “Should we get a robo vacuum for our anniversary?” Who says romance is dead.

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Every Monday marks the beginning of a new collection of sweatshirts and claw clips at my desk.

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This week in corporate America we assume everyone has 30 minutes more than what was blocked available for a meeting.

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@gumbydoctor What’s the joke?

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@gumbydoctor Important context for all your outraged friends - you told us not to get you legos.

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My work day ends at 5 o’clock but you better believe that every day at 4pm my dogs start acting like if they don’t go outside this instant there will be hell to pay.

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Phew. So it putting couch cushion covers and duvet covers back on. Consider me cooked.

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Say what you want but vacuuming high pile carpet is a workout.

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9 months into living in this house as we nailed down 2 of the mystery light switches.

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Ember at 5:30 in the morning when she’s allowed to sleep in our room.

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Yard work is reason enough alone to never own a home. Since when do I care about mulch?

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The next adulting milestone I’m hoping to achieve is breaking down all of my boxes as soon as I open them.

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My hotel in Milan is team no top-sheet and it’s honestly appalling.

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One of the greatest indicators of my growth as an adult is using more of the settings on my washer and dryer.

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First time spanx user over here so maybe this is an obvious question but when you’re putting them on are you supposed to be questioning what size you ordered???

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The amount of time I spend procrastinating doing my taxes for them to take less than an hour. I don’t know who I think I am and what my finances are that taxes are going to be an ordeal but it happens every year.

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