Meredith Phillips

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“can we reschedule ???” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One of the weird things about having ageing parents is getting a text that says, “Call me when you get the chance.” It’s a gamble on whether someone died or they can’t figure out the TV.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, mother nature has decided it will be 250 degrees out.

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Evidence Based Impending Sense of Doom

[Softboy @softboywin]

I really hate ppl who don’t have no sense of urgency 😭😭 like hurry up omg

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me wondering if I have anger issues or if everyone is just stupid

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[z @z4pych4n]

if bug spray gives u a headache u might want to consider whether or not u are a bug

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

RIP john adams you would have loved twitter

[27. @dimvji]

hitting the gym cause hitting people is wrong

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

looking at someone and not listening to them is an art that I have mastered

[mikaela @dankalruuya]

quero q a netflix faça q nem fez com o noah centineo e coloque o nick em umas 10 comédias românticas

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

my “won’t speak until I’m spoken to” game is strong af