Mere

I won’t grow up I’m a grown ass kid

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Fuck these AI secretaries

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I’d KILL to go to a blockbuster

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I take it as a compliment the algorithm doesn’t boost my tweets

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Jake, momo and Nora have hacked my Disney+ profile. They stick to their profiles. Imma let em ride.

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Half of the English soccer team looks they could be a Weasley

[MLB @MLB]

#loveislandusa kenzie be like:

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Remember when it was easy to play music in the uber

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Hot take all inner city zoos will become taboo in the next 20 years

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You can really tell when a barista is in a flow state

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Wish there were more hours in the evening

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How could I hate jeff bazos im his best customer

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I think gardening/yard work is truly my passion.

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Jk ive never done this, but I have thought about it haha

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Honking at student drivers for no reason gives me life

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Honking at student drivers for no reason gives me life

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Thinking about getting into ironing

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@JaredSandler Jake BURGERRR

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Aggies have it rough

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I’d rather watch half time bullshit than my bracket fall apart

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My bracket invented busted

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Bracket born busted