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[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

gave work nothing today, ready to drink

[ceez @Ceezooo]

Gmail talkin bout some pay for extra storage or I’ll stop receiving emails and like yo why are all these companies so money hungry

[Baker @thewhiffkhalifa]

imagine if men were as embarrassed about being rapists as they are about being perceived as gay

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.

[Above @Draxnati0n]

Sometimes the inconvenience is the protection.

[ashton @geekatron2500]

we put dogs down for biting but not grown men down for rape?

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

No other words other than genocide

[audri🪕 @oddtreebanjo]

i don’t know if i’ve ever seen the sky this blue

[Ornella @Elijim12]

Que tu mayor acto de rebeldía sea usar tu pensamiento crítico en la era más estúpida de la historia.

[Helen @HelenfegusonogG]

I’m so fucking sick and tired of men facing zero consequences for rape, murder, starting wars, and setting the world on fire.

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

going to court is crazy bc wym it’s the state vs you

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

be honest with me bro do i float your boat

[farroupilha prensado @arrobas_laras]

será q quando eu tiver 60 anos ainda vou falar q vou me matar pra qualquer inconveniência