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social worker/dog and cat mom/future olympian/cheese wife

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@bonerstomp @DiarrheaPlanet Girrrrl love the hair

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@gtconway3d At first I read it as a positive- like "totally sick🤙" public discourse. ☹️☹️Nope

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@sunkrishbala @bengovernment #ijustwantmypantsback

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@Da_RealMillz793 @bengovernment

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@chan_bing @bengovernment

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@bengovernment You really can't

[Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton]

I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Today’s news—and the more than 200,000 lives we’ve lost—should serve as a reminder that listening to scientists is our best tool to fight this horrific disease. Wear a mask, wash your hands, and practice social distancing.

[meggo thy eggo @merka_bae]

If there was a candle that smelled like my sweaty dog I'd probably buy it

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@whitneeaboo I have that! 🤣

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Today's mood:

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How to help the USPS — and why it matters https://t.co/CUcfo5fWMX via @mashable

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Reporter: "After 3 1/2 years, do you regret, at all, all the lying you've done to the American people?"

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Wish Leap Day William had become a thing

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Formula for #DowntonAbbey- A secret that only the house staff knows + the big reveal + male patriarch does some yelling + a letter brings news that will change everything + someone is disappointed, then roll to credits.

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Can dogs tell the difference between singing and yelling? Because Pete reacts the same to both #yourdailypete

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

.@NCDHHS is continuing to expand access to free COVID-19 testing with 39 upcoming events in underserved communities. If you have symptoms, work in a high-risk setting, or may have been exposed to the virus, find a testing event near you here:
https://t.co/8TBId9dL5j

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I think there might be some kind of pyramid scheme that all mechanics are involved in, and that's why they are always trying to offload brake fluid 🤣😭

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@slowandsteadytn moody