Merk

MMA, humor,

[Merk @merkin25_8]

Stuck in traffic behind Sage Northcutt again...

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

Props to Polynesians for making love handles look rad

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

#UFCFightIsland7

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

Top tips for 2021:

- Stare in the mirror and scream “Can’t Hurt Me!” until you think your dad would finally be proud of you.

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

Your ballots were received at the North Pole. Santa is presentdent.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Bitch, don't kill my vibe.

[NHL @NHL]

EXCUSE US!? 😳🤯

(🎥: IG/elev802_vt)

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

These are the opening lyrics in my musical adaptation of UFC’s Fight Island: Declassified.
It’s titled “Big Struggle, Little Peninsula.”

[Keith Shillan @KeithShillanMMA]

Mohegan Sun Athletic commissioner, Mike Mazzulli has confirmed that the Patricky Pitbull vs Jaleel Willis fight has been canceled. He stated that Pitbull was forced off the card due to illness which wasn't Covid-19 or weight cutting related.
#Bellator249

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

Punch-me-in-the-face guy won via Unanimous decision.

This headline brought to you by CornNuts™️ the official corn snack of Bellator

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

October 2022:
Hey bro, you watching Bellator tonight?

-Who is fighting?

Cyborg is gonna kick a sick dog down a flight of stairs. Live on CBS.

-Might tune in

[John Oakes @JohnTOakes]

If you follow me for MMA
———>> @thepunchykicky
Pass it on

[Merk @merkin25_8]

Wire then Bad.

[Merk @merkin25_8]

@RyanHobbsMMA Same

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

My current macro split:
35% Protein
25% Fat
40% Carb
100% Here for the Titty
#Tittygate #Boobghazi #PituitaryHealthAwareness

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

The first ever (and possibly last) Punchy Kicky Breakdown!
#UFC253

https://t.co/AmJJWQxFDF

[Merk @merkin25_8]

For a second there I was worried. Nate’s in the clear.

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

#NickDiazArmy
#ufc241

Pulll the fuck up 👊🏼 https://t.co/VOnWK5Z2wL

[John Oakes @JohnTOakes]

Here’s a picture of Ben Askren definitely eating a devour frozen pizza.

[Merk @merkin25_8]

I know not all of you speak Japanese, but Yoshinori means “Jeff”

[Peter Carroll @PetesyCarroll]

“Every time I visualize the fight I see myself knocking him out in the second round with my left hand.” - @JanBlachowicz @MMAFighting

https://t.co/2GSkYuqMVG