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mediocre in all aspects of life | she/her

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

Things I cried over after getting my wisdom teeth pulled out:
1. Africa (and the fact that I wasn’t there right now)
2. Space Mountain (because obviously)
3. Pancakes (and how beautiful they are and how good they are to me)

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

one thing about me? i’ll always take a buzzfeed quiz

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

Instagram notes made me realize how many unfunny people I follow

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

for every text I get reminding me to vote, about 90% of them are addressed to “John” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

I just wanna know why I sign emails as “Merlyn John” for people to respond back just calling me “John.” Do I look like some peewee boys baseball coach??

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

how did this belly buttonless boy get 3 seasons?

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

Does anybody remember that ABCFamily show, KYLE XY? did anybody actually watch it?

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

real friends listen to your 6 minute voice messages

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Sunset in NYC on Friday is at 5:00pm. The sun won't set any earlier than 5:00pm until November 6th, 2022.

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

My dad asking me what my moms bubble tea order is to surprise her got me like 🥺

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

I love blackout curtains. They really let 0 light in. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

Bro I really do love a good sunset, but what I also love is seeing people near me post different angles of it. I’m like wow, the people love sunsets. Sunsets make the people happy, and I think that’s a beautiful thing.

[A @satanicswifft13]

NOT BETTY WHITE I HATE LIFE

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

Girls be posting mirror pics saying “gotta clean my mirror” it’s me, I’m girls

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

How do they pick the Kidz Bop kids?? …asking for a friend

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

Told my mom (a nurse) that I felt dizzy. Homegirl brought out her manual BP cuff, took my blood pressure then checked my glucose levels.

I guess we know which sibling took playing doctor a little too far growing up🥴

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

How do you pronounce “herbal”

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

I don’t listen to Christmas music until Christmas Day, but if Fa La La by Justin Bieber and Boyz II Men comes on, we listening to the whole song

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

If someone says “I’m not racist but learn English” do you think they are

[m☽ @merlynjohn_16]

I’ll FaceTime my friends, say goodnight and then immediately send them tiktoks bc we both know neither one of us are sleeping anytime soon