Maybe: kayla

valuable, but still trash; a garbitch

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

My sister just said “date women, torture men.” And I’ve never been so inspired to get back on Tinder.

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

Ya’ll got one friend whose always at the scene of your gay crime?

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

We’re probably gona see each other again though and fall in love

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

I just fucked a woman in the bathroom of a bar. She wanted to scissor on the floor and that’s insane. I’ll eat your pussy against the sink but I’m not getting naked on the piss floor are you crazy???

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

I just fucked a woman in the bathroom of a bar. She wanted to scissor on the floor and that’s insane. I’ll eat your pussy against the sink but I’m not getting naked on the piss floor are you crazy???

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

@hiiipriestesss @dautaofeve @JigolOwO @TheScapeG047 You could’ve just said no lol

[tia da minx 🐆 @tiasotea]

idk i like bisexual men

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

@hiiipriestesss @dautaofeve @JigolOwO @TheScapeG047 Do you genuinely just not understand why less hatred and bigotry in the world would be good thing?

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

@dautaofeve @JigolOwO @TheScapeG047 @hiiipriestesss Bi men don’t want you, a specifically an out and loud homophobe lol they want straight women in general to not be phobic. It’s more of a wish than a demand. Like “I wish the world was more tolerant”

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

This mindset gives men too much credit & women not enough. Most dudes aren’t evil masterminds w/ a 10 step plan to fuck you over. They’re just selfish assholes. Discernment isn’t foolproof. But truly decentering men makes it a lot easier to walk away from these walking red flags.

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

Male-centered misandry is crazy. My sister genuinely believes that assuming all men are out to manipulate/abuse her until proven otherwise is somehow decentering them. Like baby girl nooo. You’re still letting men take up too much space in your head.

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m wearing an evanescence shirt and stretching the absolute fuck out of amy lee’s forehead with my massive tits

[𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷 @lesbisam]

all these lame ass tech bros are so obsessed with ai. no one cares about real issues, like creating a strap you can feel

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

my pussy is so fat it offers klarna

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Mass media is not covering this, but after Trump deported a Guatemalan couple, they were found bound, gagged, and shot to death in Guatemala.

Their 14-month-old daughter was found alive and dehydrated beside her mother’s body.

This is what Trump’s deportation policy does.

[Maybe: kayla @mermaidcatching]

If you’ve read more than a few self development books and you’re still a broke loser, you may want to try having a personality instead.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

everybody wants to come for women who read romance-fantasy smut, but the real non readers are “self development” book readers

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

"the coffins used in frankenstein were based on the real life mid 19th century fisk coffins which featured cast-iron construction meant to slow decay and preserve the body"
me: that's so cool!
"they also exploded"
me: what the fuck

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the only genital preference i have is wet i think wet is nice

[kim @imkimlol]

don’t get horny around me i’m an empath

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is constantly trying to fuck me.

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

yes. every basic right you have was won by socialists and communists duking it out with cops in the streets and yall do not appreciate that enough

[meryl streep’s bra @hvdrog3n]

Reminder that Andy’s solution to failing at her job was to dress sexier for Miranda and it worked flawlessly