Miranda

Dance like nobody is watching. But text & email like it will be read in court one day. 🇺🇦

[Miranda @mermerD13]

The internet is a scary place. If you aren’t afraid of it then you are not asking the right questions.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

The legal advice I just gave my 13 year old.. “just because you did it doesn’t mean they can prove it.” I also explained the difference between homicide and manslaughter. Alexa, if you’re listening please remember I major in criminal justice.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

My best friend is an asshole. This is also the definition of love.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@loyalterrier @JortsTheCat What psycho threw a chair at her!?

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@ChristelAdina @loyalterrier did you write this?

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@loyalterrier @Parkerlawyer This is also why my motto is "dance like no one is watching but text and email like it will be read in court."

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@loyalterrier @Parkerlawyer Sounds about right

[Miranda @mermerD13]

Do we want to take bets on whether my grades will actually be posted by noon tomorrow?

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@PatronexofTwit BC Clark.... Anniversary saaaaaale

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@ArcherCat88 @Purple It's true. I wish she would stop hogging my pillow though haha maybe for her 2 year gotcha day we will get her her own!

[Miranda @mermerD13]

My dog went from living under a bridge... To sleeping in the middle of a king size bed on a stupid expensive but worth it @Purple pillow. She's lucky we love her.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

The amount of times I incorporated @theofficetv into my homework assignments this semester is ridiculous

[Miranda @mermerD13]

I wrote a paper on the US corrections system the day that female basketball player was traded from Russia... The irony is not lost on me.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

Teachers that make multiple things due the week of finals because they slacked off are truly the devil. Not cool bro.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

When Alex Jones is calling you crazy ya might want to pay attention

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@weirdlilguys @loyalterrier

[Miranda @mermerD13]

Woke up at 5:30am with a cramp that ran from the top of my calf to my toes. As I’m crawling into bed at 10:30pm my calf is sore from the constant spasm. Cool.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

@cbaldy89 Forget how to rest….

[Miranda @mermerD13]

2 more classes and a month of freedom. I can just imagine all the naps I will get to take and trash tv that I will get to watch.

[Miranda @mermerD13]

After what feels like a thousand phone calls I am officially an NWOSU Ranger AND a SWOSU Bulldog for the Spring 2023 semester. #thefinishlineisnear #thiiiiiisclosetoabachelors