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[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Andy Reid to Travis Kelce when they get into the locker room

[ana ✰ @imnotumblr]

starting a job you were begging for

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

how beautiful girls pee

[ty 🍒🪩🌸🪴🦋 @ty_brookie]

my toxic trait is that I think I’m still a teenager - but I am. I’m literally just a 22 year old teenage girl.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

obsessed with the runes carved on the surface of an Oreo. what are they up to over there

[Unadon 🍚 @UnagiWatanabe]

@hourly_shitpost You can be eepy at work.

[pari cat @paricyte]

@hourly_shitpost

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Become ungovernable

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

why are we keeping it a secret where i’m supposed to tap my debit card. why am i slowly sliding it around the screen like i am cracking a safe

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Watching your S/O reorganize the dishwasher after you thought you did a good job

[★ @mourninghim]

when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

if i say “i’ll let u know” just enjoy yo day

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[billie @heybillierae]

if i had a boyfriend i would put him in a big fish tank and tap on the glass a bunch

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight