Jano

Burócrata de lunes a viernes. Lector de fin de semana. Mi esposa dice puej en lugar de pues y mi hija tiene 9 dientes.

[Gonzalo Jáuregui @gojauregui]

Lean este poema de Miguel Hernández.

“No pudimos ser. La tierra no pudo tanto”.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This is genuinely one of the coolest things a camera has ever done

In Bernardo Bertolucci’s The Dreamers, set among three young cinephiles in Paris in 1968, there is a moment when Isabelle, played by Eva Green in her very first film role, walks into a dark room wearing a sheet knotted at her waist and long black opera gloves that reach past the elbow. Behind her, everything is black. Her bare arms disappear into the darkness, and for a second she is not a young woman at all but the Venus de Milo: the famous Greek marble in the Louvre, whose arms are missing.

Matthew, the American who has fallen for Isabelle, looks at her and says:

"I’ve always wanted to make love to the Venus de Milo."

The clever part is how simple it is: no special effects, just light, a black backdrop, and two black gloves.

Out of them Bertolucci conjures one of the most recognizable sculptures in art history.

[Nicolás Cardona @CardonaNL]

Uno de los hechos más bizarros de esta región es que el baterista de Mistfits y Black Flag nació en Cali y vive en Jamundí.

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@EstebanMPinotti @BorgesJorgeL @perezreverte ¿Provocar al vencido así?

[levent @__alpoge__]

hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final

((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@msuarez_ros @itswiftrp Y por qué será que la gente no odia a Brasil que tiene más copas que Argentina?

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@TyCSports

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@AtaqueFutbolero Deliciosas esas lágrimas. Tenés de Otamendi y de Romero? Es para una antología.

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@UTD_Seth001 “When a match is over, you should respect your opponent, whether you’ve won or lost.” Motherfucker, you do the same thing you are criticizing every fucking time you win a match! Miss me with that shit.

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@united @united Your girls at the gate are liars. Caught them red handed and reluctantly gave me meal vouchers. You are not a serious airline. I’ll be expecting my EC261 compensation as well

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@united @united In EWR coming from France, connecting flight delayed more than 3 hours with a 7 hour layover in terminal and 8 hour flight. The people at Gate A17 have been extremely evasive re:compensation. What should I do?

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

Professor allowed a one-sided cheat sheet. Student showed up with a Möbius strip. Technically, it has exactly one side. No rule was broken.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hang it in a museum 🤣💀

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@ATRightMovies Audition. The scene with the wire.

[Math Cafe @Riazi_Cafe_en]

Gilbert Strang's "A Vision of Linear Algebra"
Presents Professor Strang’s updated vision of how linear algebra could be taught.

Youtube Playlist: https://t.co/9Y1wluzSYd
Course Website: https://t.co/KA8nixDV1D

[Jano @merorecochanboy]

@IriartePhoto @CarlosCortes Semana y El Tiempo son medios privados. Pueden apoyar al candidato que les dé la gana. RTVC es público. No puede legalmente apoyar un candidato porque es participación en política de cuenta de los impuestos de todos los colombianos.,

[Differential Eqns @diff_eq]

Conservative vector fields and exact ODEs https://t.co/jIQms6h8KJ

[Silvina Rivas @silvinillar]

-Charly, yo también hago música —dijo la chica.
-La música ya está hecha —respondió.

Los domingos mi viejo compraba Diario Popular, el de la tipa en bolas en la contratapa. La ESI todavía no había llegado a Casanova.