Meredith Rice

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

Hey Twitter. I didn't forget about you. (Yes I did).

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

College is like one big pool party. Except no one is having fun and everyone is drowning.

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Do you ever have a good day and that's unusual so you just want to tell everyone you had a good day for once? #drunk

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

Attractive or not, are we as a people just never going to talk about how weird John Krasinski's eyebrows are? No? Ok that's fine. #TheOffice

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

All I want for my birthday is to play with a puppy and go on a shopping spree.

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

@jess_sangiacomo you are more beautiful than Cinderella!!

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

Go out on a Wednesday night, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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Browsing through Petfinder at 4:40am? Yeah no nothing could go wrong here.

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

Everyone posting graduation pictures is on my shit list for the sole reason of me being a bitter asshole. #notsorry

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

It's a good feeling to know you've dodged a bullet. Especially when that bullet is a person. And especially when that person is crazy.

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

Only true friends contour your boobs for you. @alexisvalerieee @jess_sangiacomo

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

It's April Fools Day but I don't care since every day of my life is a joke. #realtalk

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

Am I the only person who feels tipsy off of a glass and a half of wine? Someone please help my pride. It is broken.

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I didn't know people still used Twitter until I asked a popular high schooler so here I am trying to fit in with the cool kids. #imback

[Meredith Rice @merrrrice]

“@alexisvalerieee: #TrueFriendship @merrrrice @jess_sangiacomo http://t.co/bm6lMvin91” #TrueLove

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@madewithprayer @redrobinburgers I can only send/receive DM's of accounts that follow me, I believe.

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We thought the server was kidding when he put this down. Hey @redrobinburgers we can see the bottom #bottomlesswhat