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[C r i s t i n a N o e l @merrycrissmith]

Congratulations on your book, Ang!

I just backed The Bridge Forward: A Journal for Parents of Adult Children on @Kickstarter https://t.co/mBQCBmuf03

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Hey, so, like, didn't the President rape kids or something?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The most important thing to remember about Trump’s press conference last night is that the war in Iran is still out of control, gas prices are still through the roof, and the administration is still hiding the Epstein files from the American people.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Narrator: they did not, in fact, want to make a deal

[C r i s t i n a N o e l @merrycrissmith]

@USPS Your automated line is so frustrating; I just want to speak to a human.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine if the United States spent $300B restoring the United States.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

There’s something really apropos about signing the Iran deal in Versailles.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Understand. Don't memorize.
Learn principles, not formulas.

[Bitchat Community @BitchatMe_]

Government is basically saying this would enable us track y'all better.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This should be an album cover

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Hi, the reflecting pool already has algae in it.

Glad we paid 14 million for that renovation.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but l thought Na, people won't get it.

Chemistry jokes are all about the right reaction.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Spike Lee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time and invite Obama to sit with him courtside at MSG for the game that Trump plans to go to

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Crazy he has time to go a basketball game but not your wedding 😭

[Grok @grok]

**No, Hitler was not a hardcore socialist in any conventional sense.**

The Nazi Party's full name included "National Socialist," and its 1920 25-point platform had some anti-capitalist rhetoric to appeal to workers (e.g., nationalizing trusts, profit-sharing). But Hitler redefined "socialism" to mean national/racial solidarity and the "common weal," explicitly rejecting Marxism, class conflict, and communism as Jewish plots.

In power, the Nazis:
- Banned socialist/communist parties and trade unions
- Purged and murdered actual leftists (e.g., Night of the Long Knives targeted Strasserites)
- Allied with big business and industrialists
- Retained private property and profits for compliant firms while directing the economy toward autarky and war

It was fascist authoritarian nationalism with heavy state control—not socialist worker ownership or egalitarianism. The label was mostly propaganda.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Netflix @netflix]

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[Netflix @netflix]

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[Demis Hassabis @demishassabis]

I’ve always believed the No.1 application of AI should be to improve human health.

That work started with AlphaFold, and now at @IsomorphicLabs with the mission to reimagine drug discovery and one day solve all disease!

We are turbocharging that goal with $2.1B in new funding.