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Usually tired. Perpetually skeptical. MN born, MI bred, DC resident. #GoGreen by birth. #Heels by love. Sanity by #knitting.

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#currentmood

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Toss the darts, treat the wounded, tally the points. Repeat until only one child remains.

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@washghost1 My first car was a 1976 Monte Carlo. Light blue with a white top and swivel bucket seats.
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[Al Franken @alfranken]

Happy 250th, everybody! I think our Founders would be surprised at how much money Trump made last year. And without slaves!

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Our Flag Was Still There:

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@hortonisonline @Acyn Literally feels like indeed.
At nearly midnight ffs.

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All due respect, Ron, (and no offense to @TheTweetOfGod) but Mother Nature is the weather expert.

And she's been pissed for a hot minute.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Everywhere he goes, God is showing his displeasure.

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@jacob_wass That thing in red is giving Amityville Ghost Boy vibes

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We need @PBS to broadcast @KenBurns #TheAmericanEvolution for 24 hours starting 4th of July Eve, like TBS does with #AChristmasStory.

I've started....

[SixStringTrucker @MrEd_EVH]

There has to be a less painful way of getting older

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@ScottJenningsKY Why are you such a dick?

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We got married on a Friday night so we could party all day Saturday.

Rented the venue for the weekend.

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

And they did it on a Friday to save money on the venue

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

@PlantRobinson Men?

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@Staceballs 🤩

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@dadmann_walking Feel ya

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[One Take 🎬 @OneTakeNews]

Adam Sandler officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.

(via https://t.co/SzYMhRCkpt)

[Council of DC @councilofdc]

Fireworks work except when they don’t:

On July 4, 1908, a plummeting fireworks shell destroyed the grandstand at the grand opening ceremonies for the District (Wilson) Building

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@jwalkermobile @DavidCTorres2

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Happy birthday, United States of America! ⭐️💥❤️

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.