Meredith Simmons

Sometimes I tweet when I'm hangry. 🍔🍟🍕🍝

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

May you always be as happy as this dog at a brewery.

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

@budweiserusa #DeliveringSince1876 #Sweepstakes

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@bunsenbernerbmd Fin reporting for duty!

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@ElizabethNewnum @hallmarkchannel I thought we had 72? 😂

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

@MrCourtneyNY @onepeloton @runDisney It's a great race! I'm doing my second go-around in January. (Also using my Peloton to x-train, if you want an accountabili-buddy!)

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@johnherrick10 Ah! Based on the video looks like you were a few sections away from me!

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@IBuiltTheArk So... you'll be the fastest DPU T&F alum, and I'll be the slowest. Deal?

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@noguiltlife I think I know... and it's very clear who works from home and who is in the office.

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@WGRERadio WGRE, I love you, but drop the "the". https://t.co/C6yRm5UJxJ

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@theusofallison DANG. That's impressive that you got 3 right on the 2nd round.

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@JimIrsay 🙋‍♀️That'd be amazing!

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@theusofallison I cannot help. BUT I AM HERE FOR THIS.

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@StephenMcGrady @HomefieldApparl Do not buy all of these for yourself. Sincerely, Sister Santa.

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds to come up with a mantra to help us through life.
They had some ideas.
A THREAD

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

@johnherrick10 I've scared my dog at least four times by cheering/screaming.

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@OutstandingJJ Yeah - kinda like cheddar cheese on salads and salads that are basically dessert.

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Hilton, Vanderjagt, Holcomb, Keckendorf, Shelton.

Canal Bistro.

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

TRIVIA---Indiana Restaurant Economic Stimulus---20 winners, $500 cash + $500 restaurant certificate: Five Colts players in history have worn jersey #13---Name them (last names are fine). Must retweet w/your answer AND name your Indiana restaurant. LET'S GOOOO!!

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

All of the dogs in my complex got sick with kennel cough last week.

My dog did not–despite playing with all of them–because he had the vaccine.

Take from that what you will.

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

@AllisonLCarter

[Meredith Simmons @mersiedotes]

@noguiltlife I had it last March before we knew how easily it spread, and wish blessings upon those who try really hard not to get it. Wear a mask - get the vax. I'd say it stinks... but you can't smell, so 🤷🏻‍♀️