Christopher Mersman

Invented swag / rocket ship swag

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Good test with AMC GME

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The 2 hardest things in programming are naming things, transactions, and off by 1 errors

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@kjwaggz42 @dMcGlock Savage AF

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It's been a couple years, but my swag is as strong as ever. #beetrap

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Are you ears hungry? Quench that hunger with @S3SportsCast

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

World's Based Dad

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"Buttlicker, Our Prices Have Never Been Lower!" - Dwight Schrute

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@nickdietrich you wish #yeahyoureright

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"Tell her it's from Creed, she'll know what that means." - Creed

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"It would be better if you were unconscious" - Dwight Shrute

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"Sometimes I say crazy things" - Stanley Hudson

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@nickdietrich #drunk

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"Eyes, the groin of the head" - Dwight Shrute

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@mamoskal @mnicholle @bdawg007 good times. Played that on my guitar the other day. We ever get that vid done Brandon?

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Some people might be asking: What's happening? Well I'll tell you, @BarMadeEE is happening. Also, http://t.co/Evmj64H1e2 for their website.

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@luftypants think ill name mine Marky and Mark

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@luftypants why

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@The_Enqster: the greatest CSU dad around.

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@The_Enqster wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you. #talkingabouttwitter #notthatyouremydad #justtoclarify