barbecue barbie

hostile butterfly. she/her

[barbecue barbie @mertwy]

How many years will I have to date my bf before he stops taking my “who’s doing the halftime show?” seriously for every single sporting event?

[a @romasjuliet]

the running gag of barbara mixing up actors and movie titles is so hilarious

[trash jones @jzux]

ask not what your country can do for you. they're spending all that money on weapons

[barbecue barbie @mertwy]

If I wear my blue light glasses I got for work am I allowed to look at my phone less than 30 minutes before bed time? Asking for an adult friend

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Yeah I think about the Roman Empire daily

[barbecue barbie @mertwy]

Clara Katherine and I everywhere we go

[annamarie forcino @ann_forcino]

me talking to my best friend in the middle of olive garden

[aline @alineailinh]

in 2016 I bought this custom “cap-sac” visor on zazzle as a bit & cannot imagine any occasion this would be suited for besides the barbie/oppenheimer double premiere date that would occur years later

[barbecue barbie @mertwy]

I know I sound like a hater but lip filler is just truly out of control lol

[Syd @SydneyAzari]

The real #oceangate is that over 400 refugees drowned within the first 3 months of 2023, hundreds of refugees are missing due to a boat sinking near Greece last week, and we are fixated on a bunch of bored rich people who chose to go to the bottom of the ocean in a tin can.

[barbecue barbie @mertwy]

Why do people use the phrase god fearing? Why are you afraid of him? I thought he was your 10/10. This sounds toxic. 🫤 call if you need anything babes.

[Lisa Snowden @LisaESnowden]

They look like the front of a party city costume pack

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i just don’t like that our food is literal poison and all new houses look like cloned soulless boxes and everyone has weird ulterior motives and money controls every single thing in life

[kris @notwithhaste__]

ted lasso’s hottest moment

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

Disney’s petty lawyers teaching Florida precisely why it’s important TO READ 😭😂

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

@NRA If you put out tweets like this, you are an enemy of America and its children.

That's it. That's the tweet.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

“Canceling student debt would create an unacceptable moral hazard,” said the self-described libertarian Silicon Valley VC who put $200 million into a savings account, did no risk management at all and then got a bailout

[caroline baniewicz @carolinebano]

hustle mindset @meg_bano

[barbecue barbie @mertwy]

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