EtrianVEnjoyer

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

didn't kill myself in july +10000 aura

[SkreamerWiki @VPNSMOKESCREEN]

"plush/inflatable hybrid" dude we are living in the future. this is the good ending everything is going to be alright. never kill yourself

[🦞🦀🦑カイ🦑🦀🦞 @rassicas]

fucking despise what's become of the word larp. acronym used to describe some of the biggest genuine nerds being misconstrued to insult people who are not nerdy/knowledgeable enough. its like larping the word larping

[EtrianVEnjoyer @MerySchweizer]

@rygel_spkb Bro got M1 Remi

[EtrianVEnjoyer @MerySchweizer]

@LevboyMax They asked this to my pal Mostima Arknights

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

My grandma just did a death roll like an alligator on my grandpa and ripped his arm off because he took the last toaster waffle

[Hammillionaire @Hammilionaire]

the world you grew up in no longer exists

[amari @Vaflaphobia]

firearm safety is for pussies I put a revolver in my butt

[helena (ykaaar’s version) @hellfairy0]

yo vi a machoke en grindr tiene dos perfiles dos

[addi ☁️ @beefdogcoffee]

normal people when they like a movie: wow i like this movie

that one fic writer friend you have when they like a movie: wow i need to write an au based on this

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Just blew vape smoke in a baby's face and the baby said "nice adult binky you worm" and whipped out a cig

[Lezma she/her🦦🏝️🫧🥨🪺🐡 @dilemmafarms]

Sleeping with no stuffed animal as a 23 year old https://t.co/l62EARi0Yg

[Hashi🔞 @Edelethtildeath]

I genuinely think less of you as a person if you use ai sorry not sorry

[Hhextreme 🇦🇷 @hh3xtrem3]

"busco pokemutis" es poco original, repetitivo y cansa

"Busco alguien que me saque de kalos" no es un chiste, es un grito de ayuda

[Longswordwife ★ @Longswordwife]

We need to end this misconception that people in the Middle Ages were all toddler brained dipshits bc some of yall in present day are dumber

[★ @Vacoshii]

Es el vamos cerrando el ortito