Jack Price

chain heal goes brrrrr

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[꧁𓊈𖣂 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔾𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕣 𖣂𓊉꧂ @mountainkinggav]

Kel'thuzad
Kirin Tor
Tol'vir

ALL CATS

[Jack Price @mesprite]

@cydristrasz @vampsob Yes

[mars 🛸⭐ phm x 16 @redder_planet]

‼️ WORDLE SPOILERS 16 JUNE ‼️
amaze amaze amaze
#projecthailmary #wordle

[Pitxu⁷🐇🌕 PHM ✨🚀 @bnnyk00]

Roll for persuasion with Dungeon Master Grace, Barbarian Rocky and Bard Adrian ✨🎲

#dnd
#projecthailmary

[noah ☆ comms open @noahbod1y]

i love drawing low quality rocks

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Grace @graceyldn]

Doctor Who fans today

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

Good morning from the cat's-meat man.

[Eregbueye @Eregbueye]

Old god N'zoth
#warcraft #warcraftart

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

One time a therapist was like “give yourself a reward for completing a task” and I was like “or I could just give myself the reward anyway and not do the annoying boring daunting task” and she was like… oh.

[✨Elsie Lovelock✨ @ElsieLovelock]

I’m so grateful that I got to be in Iron Lung, so happy to say it’s on YouTube movies now!!

If you haven’t seen it yet, listen out for the only British accent in the movie… that’s me… I speak quite a lot… and get pretty monstrous ☺️🙏🩸