seriously?

Gen X. Moderately hopeful cynic. Politically homeless.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

If our ancestors saw all the luxuries we have and how little we work for it and yet how much we whine about it, they would never stop slapping us.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Honestly what a bunch of assholes @ABC

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

Assuming Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm.

[First To Hear It @firsttohearit]

REPORTER: You mentioned that, staying on as Fed governor, you intend to keep a low profile. Could you give us a little more detail on what that looks like?

JEROME POWELL: *ducks down*

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Antiques Roadshow is appraising Pearl Jam concert posters so it is time for me to make a reservation at the graveyard

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

We need to know less about people

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I miss when goon meant low level mafia thug

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

No I don’t want AI to write emails or edit poems or summarize articles for me. I want AI to become a pillar of salt

[mert @mert]

my biggest problem with conspiracy theories is that they assume governments are competent

[seriously? @messiaen1908]

@JoanneMason11 @KeithNHumphreys Expert level work here

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Apple,

The “Delete and Report as Junk” feature would be great, if it worked.

Thanks 🥴

[Phil Holloway ✈️ @PhilHollowayEsq]

I’m not completely convinced that the USPS delivers mail right now

[Matty @bestestname]

Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are

[maia arson crimew gay facts and tea @awawawhoami]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@Jesii_ca_M Since you are a homeless man who lives in Mumbai, my guess is he may be sleeping next to you on the park bench

[Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon]

There used to be an FBI warning on every dumb video you rented from blockbuster. Can’t they put warnings on all AI video content and make that a thing so we never have to guess what’s real ever again?

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

This country needs to decide if it likes capitalism or not

[seriously? @messiaen1908]

@arvofart we were so close to operation furry

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

babe wake up they invented a new thing to throw into the ocean