jess ☼

do what makes you feel good

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

"loyalty & orgasms, that's all she wants”

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

“I’d rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to your disrespect.”

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

@kaarmackay My cold feet and I relate

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

TWO different clients brought me homemade cookies today for absolutely no reason, I am fucking blessed

[jodie @jodieegrace]

can’t believe the tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they’re calling them flared leggings I hate it here

[most palone @itsmostpalone]

RT if you got the dodgeball league email

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

I’ve been thinking about the palace a lot lately and what I’ll be doing on Christmas Eve

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

my three states of being

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

Continuously letting people into my life that make me want to scream and rip my hair out 🙃🙃🙃

[erica 🌞✨ @poverica]

unpopular opinion but you can’t use bad mental health as a scapegoat if your actions make someone else feel shit you need to take accountability and say sorry properly

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

So excited to move out in a couple weeks and not have to listen to my mom crank the news at 8 am 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

CALL HER FUCKING DADDY #MIDNIGHT @MileyCyrus

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

Didn’t think people like this exist in the world but we had a client come in yesterday, that DEAD ASS brought her old, popped off acrylics in a god damn ziploc. To show her nail tech. She wants something similar. She also said she hasn’t had her nails done in a year.

I quit.

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

My obsession with Oreo ice caps started about 6 years ago and I just got my first one of the year so you could say it’s gunna be a fantastic day

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

I think this is the first year I’m in town for Canada Day and I’m not blacking out by noon 🍻🇨🇦

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

Who else walks around humming the wii song all fucking day cuz it’s stuck in their head 😑 I know I’m not the only one

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Girls are like "how do you not remember my favorite food" idk how do you not remember what all your leg bruises are from?

[jess ☼ @messyjessse]

As if Netflix has the audacity to only put the first season of sons of anarchy up.... where the other 6 at tho??????