mestenson

welcome to the good life

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Shoot me in the dick

[mestenson @mestenson8]

So excited to be a nurse and take care of all the humans

[mestenson @mestenson8]

@miirandarobinso trend setter

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Proud to have a friend who wears biker shorts on the regular basis and proudly wears them after bringing a dude home

[mestenson @mestenson8]

God was looking out for me

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Alright dropping out of school to go on the bachelor for Bae @Colt3FIVE

[Jason Rosenberg @mynameisjro]

“...for the low low cost of $3,120 you too can get a lifesaving therapy that was researched with taxpayer funding”

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Wish I could let my college self know i wasn’t fokn “adulting”

[mestenson @mestenson8]

@carsynheustis Why you gotta make me laugh like dis

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Instead of banning TikTok can we just ban Pilot Pete from it instead https://t.co/k9U5876kYE

[mestenson @mestenson8]

@notkuegerrr Or a nurse 😂

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Ever just have a real shit work day and think that having a sugar daddy doesn’t sound so bad but then you remember you’re ugly cause same

[em @girlfr0g]

absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Where is the OB when you need the OB

[mestenson @mestenson8]

Not the same he ain’t naked

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Mayor of Minneapolis had to do “walk of shame” like Cersei in Game of Thrones.

[A L I S A J A N G @alisajang]

Low key considering driving to fargo to go get @TacoBrosFargo 😭😭 i need

[mestenson @mestenson8]

I ❣️ you @chelseacutler

[katherine @kat_hartnett]

I miss my friends who aren’t really my friends but are my friends whenever we’re in a bar. I hope they’re all doing ok

[Taco Bros @TacoBrosFargo]

It’s time to practice social distancing + tacos