Jack Chunko

excuse me hombre but this mac and cheese has so much pepper in it that it's gonna make me fucking mac and sneeze

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

Wow son thats a gorgeous little dance youre doing. God damn boy! Damn... Little dance hes doing looks good right hun? Cute little dance to entertain during dinner. God damnit

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

@TrashMiIk @JackChunko I hope you'll permit my delay in replying, I took a little bit of time to compose my response. I just want you to know this: fuck you

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Gen Z Lawyer: Objection your honor the defendant is capping

Gen Z Judge: Overruled. Let him cook…

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

@proudbugman Do the Homer Shake

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

My worst nightmare was a gorilla chasing me with a huge sword but when he caught me he handed the sword to me and bowed his head and I just lost control and hacked his neck over and over and he was screaming and blood was everywhere

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

My dog ate my homework ass propaganda

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: 🇮🇱 IDF confirms strike on ambulance in Gaza, saying it was being used by Hamas.

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

@DesertRetro @AstuteCFO Got banned

[SLUG @generalslug]

twice i’ve made the mistake of leaving out a bowl while i went inside to make a snack. obviously in both instances some kids dumped it into a pillowcase. i got to shake my head with a rueful smile like an outwitted cartoon detective — everybody won

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

Professor: who can tell me the answer to the problem I have written up on the board?

Me: (raises hand)

Professor: Jack

Me: I don't care about all that but I just looked up your address on Google Maps. I'm gonna call my uncle and we're gonna break in and burglarize your home

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

@proudbugman Civility is so important. You did the right thing

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

WTF they started making Porky Pig mouth fleshlights 🤣🤨🤯 because I spent $600,000 funding their manufacture and distribution 💰🏭🐖

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Noticing that a lot of arguments on here eventually just devolve into Wikipedia Yugioh

[Rocky @viperwave]

Taking down the Israeli "Kidnapped" poster and the scariest 32 year old you've ever seen spawns and starts talking to you like an Oblivion guard.

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

@laserboat999 On this day a new cock word has entered the corpus

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

I really don't think the "accuse everything anti-Israel of being antisemitic" approach is as sustainable as these bully tactic groups want it to be lol

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

NYC - this truck was spotted driving around Manhattan last night.

It appears to have plate 58140-M3.

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

It’s pretty special to see a headline that will one day be taught in journalism schools as an example of how not to cover news

[Jack Chunko @mestredocarate]

watching The Act of Killing in my teens. everything that I took for granted as true that had been maintained by school, my family, my community, etc. collapsed in a single afternoon

[Invisible girl @LizzieCosmos]

What radicalized you?

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

a dismaying number of people seem to have a definition of genocide that could only be met in retrospect

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

This whole honeypot operation with the kidnapped posters is truly bizarre to watch