Mesyah

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

There is a bad accident at Duka moja involving over 3 lorries. Bodies on the ground

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Why is it that the opposition and their supporters are always angry? Hii makasiriko na mauchungu watu hupewa during induction ama? Let's say for instance that there are 30 million voters, and going by their logic, William has zero support both online and offline? Shouldn't they be happier and more confident that they have 29.9 million votes yet we (William's supporters) share the remaining 100k votes with spoil votes?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Hata the current haters watazunguka tu warudi wanipate hapa na William. 😂😂😂😂and join.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Men dating in their 40s don't have time to tolerate nonsense.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@Mwangiipatric Matatu or church. Church is even easier. You bank 50 million every Monday as offerings and tithes. If the bank asks any questions, the Bible is very clear, "LET THE LEFT HAND NOT KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT HAND HAS GIVEN."

Praise Jesus!

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Every man must learn to ask for dowry quotations from different families and then settle for the lowest. Because what is this? 😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@andayeKE The rate at which these girls drink alcohol, jump from bed to bed, smoke, and do abortions.......it should be FREE, if not them paying a man for the rescue.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Here are the 5 documentaries you should watch this weekend:

1. The TikTok Killer
2. American Doctor
3. Lois Theroux: Inside the Manosphere
4. The Plastic Detox
5. Can't Look Away

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

A Kenyan driver exposes a motorist allegedly working in collaboration with traffic police to trap unsuspecting road users.

According to the claims, the motorist deliberately slows down near a yellow line, creating pressure for vehicles behind to overtake illegally. Drivers who attempt to pass are then reportedly stopped moments later by police officers said to be waiting nearby, leading to penalties and fines.

Video 👇

[TRM254 @TRM254]

Nilidinyana na my colleague by mistake over the weekend saa hii kwa job tuna act professional very bad huezi shuku hata

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If an online media page, such as the Standard and Nation limits your story reading because you've not subscribed, just copy the headline, paste it on Google.
AI will give you the entire story for free.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

You don't have to share the history. Amerix shared the surest signs:
1. Stretch marks on the calves, thighs and lower abdomen
2. Loose or sagging lower abdomen
3. Sagging breasts or with stretch marks
4. Stiff pelvis
4. Uneven or crooked nails
5. Stiff back with tight muscles

[Polycarp The Bibliophile @PolycarpMDM]

This is where AFCON will take place next year — Who has the best stadium here? 🇰🇪🇹🇿🇺🇬🥱

[America @america]

Sen. Hawley: “Can men get pregnant?”

Dr. Nisha Verma: “I'm not really sure what the goal of the question is.”

Sen. Hawley: “The goal is just to establish a biological reality...Can men get pregnant?”

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

@grok remove the most incompetent president from this Photo.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Another Somali “daycare” in Columbus Ohio is asked how parents enroll their children.

Response? Immediate recording and refusal to answer.

The building is falling apart and the parking lot is full of junk.

Fraud just out in the open.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Journalists in Washington state are now visiting addresses operating as Somali “daycares” that are receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxpayer funds, only to find private $500,000 homes at the locations with no sign of daycare operations.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Back in 2023, a Kenyan TikToker asked how Somalis were funding the construction of high-rises in Nairobi.

It turns out that stealing billions from American taxpayers works wonders for a real estate portfolio.

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 is the only capital city in the world with a national park.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

This debate will go down in the annals of history as one of the best. This man with patco on his head had a field day.