metadentist

brush & floss twice daily or get rekt. Collector, Curator, & Clinician

[metadentist @metadentist]

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[Gator | Dentist @theNOBSdentist]

I just got a phone call from the "Board of Dentistry"

They said there was illegal activity on my license. They recited my license number, NPI number, office name, current residential addresses, and case number.

After asking what the unlawful activity was, they insisted we transfer to a secure line. They called me on a different phone, and began reading me something that sounded like Miranda rights. Informed me the FBI was listening, and that I was not to discuss the details of this case with anyone.

They then told me that I have been found to be smuggling drugs.

My first thought was that they saw my name on some documents at the border through biöm and had some questions.

Then he elaborated that it was 3 days ago, and a truckload full of Oxycodone over the Mexican border, along with some money laundering to the tune of millions of dollars.

Usual dentist fanfare.

They named my banking institutions, previous workplaces, as well as some other details that would pass an initial sniff test.

Then I started to realize this was a scam using caller ID spoofing.

He kept going on and on about my legal representation and I stopped him and said "How do I know you are not a scammer?"

He calmly offered to fax me my license suspension, which I provided the fax number...then he hung up.

Be very vigilant out there. The scams are getting more complex. I won't lie, I almost had to change my underwear before lunch.

(Also, this should be punished with the death penalty, but I'm not a politician)

[metadentist @metadentist]

@RussellKirkDDS Video games or broken iphone repairs 😌😌

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

Thanks Keanu 😅

[jeremybooth @jeremybooth]

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[Dr. Patrick Anghel 🦷 @pat_the_dentist]

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[Gator | Dentist @theNOBSdentist]

I'm always asked about nicotine and oral health with the rise of non-tobacco nicotine delivery methods (Zyn, ecigarettes).

A new systematic review came out showing that most nicotine products cause peri-implantitis which is inflammation and tissue destruction around dental implants.

This is not meant to be a sweeping statement as the study is limited to implants. However, it further supports the claim that nicotine itself causes oxidative stress to the surrounding tissue.

This can lead to worsened outcomes like bleeding gums, loss of bone height, inflammatory markers, and pocket depths.

[metadentist @metadentist]

@ciirarref Sad to see so much waste going on at County hospitals! Especially for dental pain/infxns

[metadentist @metadentist]

@asdrawingaf Hope everything worked out! A little faith can cure a whole lot

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Crazy this joke hasn't aged in the 19 years since the episode aired

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

Abolish daylight savings time.

[metadentist @metadentist]

@pat_the_dentist Take teeth, stack sats

[Brendan Gallagher, DDS @drgallagher_]

experience > textbooks and teamwork makes a conglomerate of experiences usable in a crunchiest of situations

[metadentist @metadentist]

@pat_the_dentist On dex or kucoin?

[metadentist @metadentist]

@Faux_Freedom Just curious, done by oral surgeon or general dentist? Wish you quick recovery!

[metadentist @metadentist]

@asdrawingaf Dentists everywhere crying rn

[CryptoJunk2194.eth @CryptoJunk2194]

Time for the daily 𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥夏季𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖 vote!

Today I went the date for my number 1-4-24 and we got a busy breeze. Going to be a lot of motion with this one in v2. You got Kabuki and Dragon moving around in the sky plus the Dojo Robo.

#1424 owned by @metadentist.

[metadentist @metadentist]

@CryptoJunk2194 A day i’ll remember forever is when my breeze was featured by @CryptoJunk2194 👏🏻

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

By popular demand, an updated roadmap diagram for 2023!